“Let’s go stand in line for two hours in killer heat to get in and give them our money!”
“I’ll get my temperature taken, and everything will be fine!”
“See? I got my mask and gloves and…um…well…my mask, anyway!”
“Let’s risk our lives to play the slots and blackjack and bingo!”
“See? Every other slot machine is turned off, so we’re safe!”
“And shut up about the ‘at-risk age group!’”
I Hate Houseguests 