After Hurricane Laura, Trump Visits Louisiana And Texas, And Solves Flooding Problem!
“Louisiana is a tremendous state for me, and now I’m taking care of you – here’s the Bounty, the quicker picker upper!”“Mop up the water – and your tears – with these. Brawny paper towels, for truly tough messes!”“I hear it’s going to rain this afternoon. Messes are a part of life! Soak ‘em up with VIVA!”“Many people told me this was the strongest storm to hit southwest Louisiana! Here’s Scott, the strongest paper towel, common sense on a roll!”“Our hearts go out to families who lost loved ones – and so do these paper towels!”
“NOW I GOTTA GO – IMPORTANT OFFICIAL BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO!”
“Ah, Mar-A-Lago – what a relief, after that shithole in Louisiana!”
I Hate Houseguests 