I’ve got all the symptoms:
My jaw is constantly bruised because every time Trump opens his mouth, my jaw drops.
My forehead is deeply, permanently creased from my eyebrows constantly raised in disbelief.
I have neck whiplash from so much shaking of my head at one more of Trump lies:
My ears are ringing from the cruel, foul names Trump calls women and men.
My eyes are bleary from seeing nonstop images of Trump’s cruel, foul face:
I didn’t know what was wrong until I called my doctor.
She said, “You’ve got…
“There’s a lot of it going around,” she added.
I said, “Doctor, is there a cure?”
She said, “Yes! It’s called January 20, 2020”:
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