My Fantasy Future Posts On Craigslist – And My Hoped-For Results

I’ve never tried to sell anything on craigslist, but I’ve started fantasizing about it.

Here are my fantasy ads, and my hoped-for results:

Hand Sanitizer Gel – Three for $3

• SupplyAID 80% Alcohol Hand Sanitizer Gel w/Soothing Aloe, two 16 oz bottles      
• I bought this stuff when people were hoarding Purrell and even Amazon was out of it.
• Costs $17.16 on Amazon, here just $2!

• PURRELL Advanced Instant Hand Sanitizer, Refreshing Gel, 8 oz, Tabletop Pump Bottle
• This is the good stuff – Dr. Fauci mentioned it by name!
• Costs $8.63 on Amazon, here just $1!

• • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Rubber Gloves – One Pair for $2

• Mr. Clean Premium Bliss Latex-Free Gloves, One Pair Medium Size 
• White – they go with any outfit; perfect for formal dinner parties, theater and the opera!
• Cost $7.99 on Amazon, here just $2!

• • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Face Masks – Two Boxes, $3

• These are the masks you see everyone wearing on TV!
• Total 99 masks, I tried one but it just wasn’t “me.”
• Costs $21 on Amazon, here just $3!

• • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Premium Pandemic Package:  Hand Sanitizer, Rubber Gloves, Face Masks, $5

• Great stocking stuffers!  Your kids will love playing “Pretend Pandemic” with these!
• Years from now, when your grandchildren ask you, “What was the pandemic?” you can use this premium package for show ‘n’ tell!
• Items cost $8 individually, premium package is just $5!

• • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

My craigslist hoped-for results:

No sale – nobody needs this stuff anymore!