My Fantasy Future Posts On Craigslist – And My Hoped-For Results

I’ve never tried to sell anything on craigslist, but I’ve started fantasizing about it.

Here are my fantasy ads, and my hoped-for results:

Hand Sanitizer Gel – Three for $3

  • SupplyAID 80% Alcohol Hand Sanitizer Gel w/Soothing Aloe, two 16 oz bottles      
  • I bought this stuff when people were hoarding Purrell and even Amazon was out of it.
  • Costs $17.16 on Amazon, here just $2!
  • PURRELL Advanced Instant Hand Sanitizer, Refreshing Gel, 8 oz, Tabletop Pump Bottle
  • This is the good stuff – Dr. Fauci mentioned it by name!
  • Costs $8.63 on Amazon, here just $1!
    • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Rubber Gloves – One Pair for $2

  • Mr. Clean Premium Bliss Latex-Free Gloves, One Pair Medium Size 
  • White – they go with any outfit; perfect for formal dinner parties, theater and the opera!
  • Cost $7.99 on Amazon, here just $2!
    • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Face Masks – Two Boxes, $3

  • These are the masks you see everyone wearing on TV!
  • Total 99 masks, I tried one but it just wasn’t “me.”
  • Costs $21 on Amazon, here just $3!
    • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Premium Pandemic Package:  Hand Sanitizer, Rubber Gloves, Face Masks, $5

  • Great stocking stuffers!  Your kids will love playing “Pretend Pandemic” with these!
  • Years from now, when your grandchildren ask you, “What was the pandemic?” you can use this premium package for show ‘n’ tell!
  • Items cost $8 individually, premium package is just $5!
    • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

My craigslist hoped-for results:

No sale – nobody needs this stuff anymore!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s