If you write a book and no respectable publishing house will touch it, what do you do?
Well, if you’re Donald Trump, you hire two bozos with no publishing experience:
And tell them to publish your book.
On the left in the above image is, of course, Donald Trump Jr., who is much more widely known as a killer of animals…
…than as a rising star of the publishing industry.
The other image is of Sergio Gor, and I had to do some digging to learn about him. I did find this…
And apparently Gor has evolved from a boring fringe nonentity into a boring chief of staff for the Trump campaign’s finance committee, and now a boring pseudo-publisher.
Neither this article nor any other mentioned Gor having publishing experience.
The bozos named the company “Winning Team Publishing” – I don’t know why, since the “team” lost in 2020.
This image on the right appears to be their logo – I don’t know why they’re calling him “President,” since he lost in 2020.
The company – such as it is – has a website, where we get a preview of the book’s contents: photos and captions, some of the latter handwritten by Trump:
We learned about Trump’s book in mid-November, and I enjoyed reading this:
And this:
And this:
Here are a few of those Twitter critics:
The book’s title is Our Journey Together and it was released on December 7.
I assume it includes some of Trump’s finest moments (with handwritten captions), like when he mocked a disabled reporter:
And when he threw paper towels at people after the 2017 hurricane in Puerto Rico:
And during his July 4, 2019 speech…
… when he talked about 1775 revolutionary soldiers “taking over the airports”:
The price of the book is $74.99, or $229.99 for a signed copy.
Remember when Trump had COVID and was in Walter Reed Hospital in October 2020? And he posed for this picture, signing blank paper?
Now we know:
He was practicing his signature for his new book.
Which you can’t have.
Yup – according to the Winning Team website,
“The first batch of 100,000 has already sold out! The second print will start shipping out in January 2022!”
True or otherwise – and I vote for the latter – this is repeated elsewhere on the website:
So, there goes my Christmas, and yours.
No Trump book under the Christmas tree.
There is an upside, though.
Our Journey Together can be ordered now, and as a consolation prize, buyers will receive this holiday card, at no charge.
Complete with toilet paper:
I Hate Houseguests 