A “senior advisor,” ah, yes – so we’ve seen,
For perfume and purses and canned Goya beans:
Your Africa trip – a great waste of time,
Our taxpayer dollars? You spent all of mine:
In fact, your successes – I can’t think of one,
Except for your implants, they’re second to none:
And Kushner, your husband, I’m sick of his name,
His daddy’s a felon and he’ll be the same:
Ivanka, Ivanka, when you’re gone I’ll be glad.
Go home, get undressed, and have sex with your dad…
I Hate Houseguests 