Until recently, unbeknownst to me – and you, too, I hope – Trump has a website.
I’d never been on it – nor you, I hope – until this story began appearing:
I found this and other stories on the toilet topic highly credible – I can easily picture Trump tearing up documents and tossing them in a toilet, flushing the toilet, and then complaining to his toadies that the toilet was clogged.
This story comes from a new book, Confidence Man: The Making of Donald Trump and the Breaking of America by Maggie Haberman.
According to Amazon, the book isn’t available until October 2, 2022. It appears there was a leak somewhere, if you’ll excuse the plumbing allusion.
Haberman (pictured with the Disposer in Chief) appears to have good cred – according to various online sources, Haberman came to significant prominence during the Trump campaign and presidency, frequently breaking news about the administration. She’s “a White House correspondent who joined The New York Times in 2015 and was part of a team that won a Pulitzer Prize in 2018 for reporting on Donald Trump’s advisers and their connections to Russia.”
She’s also a political analyst for CNN; she previously worked as a political reporter for the New York Post, the New York Daily News and Politico; and she continues to cover Donald Trump and politics in Washington.
Plus you know Haberman is doing something right, judging by this headline:
Trump comes up with denigrating nicknames – especially for women – when he’s afraid.
And according to the Newsweek article:
“Appearing on the View on Thursday, former White House communications director Alyssa Farah said…that according to those people that she still speaks to in ‘Trumpworld,’ the former president is reportedly ‘terrified of Maggie Haberman’s book.’”
Back to Trump’s website.
It looks like this:
No need to read it – it’s just more of the same as his time in the White House:
But do read what he said about using toilets as his personal disposal:
Having read all this, I know that I – and you, too, I hope – will not be adding Trump’s website to my desktop shortcuts…